When you’re at home trying to dance like Britney Spears.

oneblackjesus:

Expectations

Reality

illestswaaag:

LOL

(via cuntpunt)
darcilicious:

First World Problem


so true!
illestswaaag:

They’re real! :O
ghel1023:

Fuck You
titi7robert:

Krillin’s dilemma 
bitchiethoughts:

OMG I CANNOT
pianos-aflame:

THE LEGEND DON VITO
allpurpleeverything:

The only word to describe somebody that can’t dance is “Pagaley”.
If you refer to all chewing gum as “Chico”.
You used to know at least one banna named Reds, or Coolie boy, or Dougla or Fat Boy, or Buck Boy, or Chinee.
You know that boys wear buckta not boxers.
You spent Easter Monday flying kites at the seawall
You say flim not film.
You know what is “sugar cake”…. “rice cake”… “chi-nee cake”…. “black cake”… “Patta cake”
You know a hundred ways to insult someone with the word skunt.
You think teefin is a skill.
You know to suck your teeth at least 10 different ways
You call a flash light “TARCHLIGHT”
2 words: Ovaltine biscuits
Sorrel is a Christmas drink, not eggnog.
Salara, pine tart, & patties make your mouth water
You are unfazed by a blackout.
You used to live in a house with a zinc roof.
Soda, juice, and any beverage other than water is drink.
The letter “H” is optional when talking. 

I Hate When The Females On Maury..

classstyleass:

Are all like this BEFORE the test results come in:

“I’m 1 gazillion % sure you are the baby dady!”

Maury is just looking at the bitch like:

And the guy is just like:

“That little fucker don’t look like me”

Then when they find out he is NOT the father the guy is all like:

And the girl is like: